I think I am going to stay away from anyone you try to hook me up with. The fact that I was soon related to the last person you suggested doesn't make me too anxious to have more help.

[There is a dark kind of irony in the fact that the person Tech wanted to hook him up with became his mother in an alternate life. He definitely didn't need some sort of twisted Oedipus complex. But at least they hadn't hooked up before because then things really would be awkward.]

So wait...I'm a little confused how you have a wife and a girlfriend. Why have I not heard about the wife before? Are you holding out on me?