[ He smiles as though to say he'd always remember. Being given such a thoughtful name isn't the sort of thing one forgets. But then Wuxian starts talking about a dry spell, and Tech lets out a quiet snort of amusement. There's a funny sort of irony that in this place of all places, anyone would ever run low on the sex unless they were willingly choosing it. Tech went without for four months until he and Ava finally hooked up on Valentine's Day. But that was partially by choice and partially because of Hellburbia. ]

Well shit, dude. We gotta try and hook you up with someone. Of course, the gal I wanted to send your way turned out to be your mom in Hellburbia so that gets fucking weird. But I know other people. It's just that some of them are varying degrees of crazy and do you really wanna stick your dick in crazy?

[ He purses his lips in thought. ]

My wife is pretty cool. Hazel. I mean, she's absolutely insane but the good kind. The DTF, makes it wild in bed kind.